About Us
To those that wonder how they might find this strange place, all one has to do is seek out the various posters scattered about Eorzea, the Far East, Garlemald, and other 'main hubs' that one may find themselves within. Seeking out a shop with a clover made of brass atop its door shall teleport you automatically to the true location of the Brass Clover itself.Through the usage of miniature aetherytes and enchantments, one is able to skip across the Star directly into the front lobby of what appears to be a book and oddities shoppe.It is as if the building is aware of your curiosity and beckons you in— hoping to sate those insatiable questions at the back of your mind.Welcome to the Brass Clover.
The Brass Clover is a dedicated speakeasy of under-the-table deals, privacy, and company to those who may find themselves estranged to the norms of society.Here you can find chaotic-aligned contacts, spill your heart out over a drink, and/or purchase things that might not be readily purchased elsewhere.
lay bare to us your secrets...
Rules
Rules are subject to change as needed to provide an enjoyable experience for staff & patrons.
We reserve the right to remove / ban people from our RP venue for breaking any of these rules or for any reason we deem necessary.
[1.] WE ARE 21+ ONLY. — Due to the themes of the Brass Clover (drugs, gore, darker topics, etc.) we ask that patrons be at least 21 years OOC & IC to be within the establishment. This is non-negotiable.
[2.] NON-ERP. — ERP is not permitted on the premises during venue hours nor is it a service we offer. Please seek another venue should this be your end goal of the night.
[3.] NO DRAMA POLICY. — We do not care to take part in any OOC drama. Either leave it at the door or leave the establishment.
[4.] NEUTRAL GROUND. — This establishment was created for the sole purpose of bringing chaotic-aligned characters together & offer a safe space for mature criminal RP. If your character is of a lawful-alignment, we ask that you are not to interfere with others' RP. (don't shit where you eat)
[5.] BAR FIGHTS. — We get it, bar fights are fun! For the sake of maintaining a welcoming environment for everyone, we ask that you take any physical or magical combat outside.
[6.] 3RD PARTY TOOLS. — You will have to contact one of the staff through /tell for permissions for syncshells. Never ask in public chat as it is inherently against ToS. OCs must be fully clothed at all times. Abuse of the syncshell will result in a permanent ban.
Drinks
♣ Note: ♣
The Brass Clover has a wide variety of wines, champagnes, and ales that may not be listed below. We also offer a wide selection of tea (hot & iced), lemonade, various juices, & virgin drinks are also available upon request.
♣ Hemophilia ...........................
Bubbling champagne and pomegranate juice mixed to create a simple, yet elegant mimosa. Deep red in color enough to give anyone a good scare. Garnished with fresh cranberries.
......................... Lucky Strike ♣
Two parts bourbon, one part sweet vermouth, and a couple dashes of aromatic bitters for dramatics served on the rocks. Garnished with with a ripe cherry.
♣ White Knight ..........................
A tart combination of gin, lemon juice, and elderflower cordial shaken and then poured over crushed ice before adding a splash of lemonade. Garnished with freshly picked elderflowers.
........................... Riddle of Roses ♣
A lighter drink consisting of rose wine and brandy poured into a glass with fresh sliced strawberries macerated with sugar. Garnished with fresh mint leaves and rose petals for a pop of color.
♣ Last Waltz ...........................
An aromatic mixture of plum brandy, triple sec, and a squeeze of lemon; shaken vigorously with crushed ice until chilled. Garnished with sugared cranberries and plums.
........................... Dead Jester ♣
Ishgardian rye whiskey, rare Gelmorran absinthe, sweet vermouth, and a dash of bitters; all mixed to perfection with crushed ice before being strained into a chilled glass. Garnished with a lemon twist and half of a jester playing card.
♣ Dalamud Meteor ...........................
A secret recipe drink that was concocted by Aelius Durand. A drink far stronger than roekiller or anything else you can get your hands on by normal means. No two meteors taste the same, but no matter the flavor, you'll always get sh_tfaced.
(When consumed, you must /random in chat & a staff member will let you know if you "survived" or remain somewhat sober.)
........................... Whore's Stocking ♣
Consisting of a loving mixture of tequila, creme de cocoa, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and heavy cream stirred to perfection and served within a champagne flute.
♣ Pillow Princess ...........................
A light muddling of mint leaves within a simple sweet syrup before bourbon is added for that alcoholic bite. Packed with ice and shaped into a dome it is then garnished with a sprig of mint.
........................... Ifirit's Arsehole ♣
A plain and simple fiery shot of cinnamon whiskey that is then set ablaze with the drop of a fire shard. Drink it quickly and don't think about the burn too much!
♣ Fwuit Gummy ...........................
The shot of all shots, an accursed drink devised by the most heinous of individuals— a Jell-O shot that tastes like an entire package of fruit gummies in your mouth. Made with fresh and real fruit, the Brass Clover now provides a fun little twist to a much beloved snack with an alcoholic backdrop that will knock your socks off if one is not careful.
........................... Veil of Midnight ♣
A drink as alluring and dangerous as its creator, the Veil of Midnight blends rich, velvety flavors with an unexpected bite. Inspired by Ada’s duality—her warmth and her ruthlessness—it lures you in with a smooth, spiced sweetness before delivering a sharp, lingering heat. Simply the finest mixture of spiced rum, cherry liqueur, amaro, smoked chili bitters, and activated charcoal to deepen the color. Garnished with an orange peel and gold flakes.
Specialities
♣ Staff's Note: ♣
When requesting to purchase any of the items from either menu, make sure to send a /tell to any of the staff or Fae Morrigan. Your character will then be escorted to private chambers room #1.Please respect that some of these are created by players for their own characters' wares/sales. Under no circumstances are these to be "remade" or "redistributed" without proper credit and permissions from that player.
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♣ All dealings of this variety are to be taken to private chamber #1.♣ Withdrawals are your choice.♣ All illicit substances & poisons must be used with consent from any affected parties.♣ The staff of the Brass Clover does not condone the use of illicit or harmful substances IRL. This is simply for 'fun' in RP.♣
choose wisely...
Staff
Fae Morrigan — The Poisonous Proprietress
The charming proprietress of the Brass Clover and femme fatale extraordinaire. She'll be more than happy to flirt and weasel your secrets from your lips and keep them—for a price. Deals in information, illicit substances, & poisons.
Aelius Durand — The Watchdog of the Underground
The co-owner of the Brass Clover— a sketchy grey giant with a heart like tinfoil and a love of high quality alcohol. He acts as another point-of-contact for business contracts and is good at moving large amounts of illicit product across the realm should one be looking to expand their business.
Ada Rose — The Painter of Fate
She’s got a way of making you feel seen, but never quite letting you see her. A dangerous charm, like a dagger wrapped in silk. Trustworthy? Maybe. But never predictable.
Dusk Noir — Queen of the Night
The little oddity of the Clover, ever mischievous and curious. This one plays by her own rules, even when offering her help around the venue. Keep an eye on the small creature, as one may never be sure what their devious little mind will get up too. Local taste tester.
Thyri Stormclaw — Rhalgr’s Rage
An Ala Mhigan firebrand with lightning where her blood should be - the Clover’s chief of security. Happiest raising glasses or fists, she offers an ear (or an arm) wherever needed. Patrons had best keep their heads on straight, lest they find Thyri putting theirs through the bar. Deals with mercenaries and other martially-inclined work that finds its way to the Clover.