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The Brass Clover is a dedicated speakeasy of under-the-table deals, privacy, and company to those who may find themselves estranged to the norms of society.Here you can find chaotic-aligned contacts, spill your heart out over a drink, and/or purchase things that might not be readily purchased elsewhere.Though the Brass Clover does not turn down the coin of a paying or curious patron, it should be known that there are a few rules that one must follow if you have found yourself sneaking behind the bookcase...

To those that wonder how they might find this strange place, all one has to do is seek out the various posters scattered about Eorzea, the Far East, Garlemald, and other 'main hubs' that one may find themselves within. Seeking out a shop with a clover made of brass atop its door shall teleport you automatically to the true location of the Brass Clover itself.Through the usage of miniature aetherytes and enchantments, one is able to skip across the Star directly into the front lobby of what appears to be a book and oddities shoppe.It is as if the building is aware of your curiosity and beckons you in— hoping to sate those insatiable questions at the back of your mind.Welcome to the Brass Clover.

lay bare to us your secrets...

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Rules

Rules are subject to change as needed to provide an enjoyable experience for staff & patrons.

We reserve the right to remove / ban people from our RP venue for breaking any of these rules or for any reason we deem necessary.

[1.] WE ARE 21+ ONLY. — Due to the themes of the Brass Clover (drugs, gore, darker topics, etc.) we ask that patrons be at least 21 years OOC & IC to be within the establishment. This is non-negotiable.

[2.] NON-ERP. — ERP is not permitted on the premises during venue hours nor is it a service we offer. Please seek another venue should this be your end goal of the night.

[3.] NO DRAMA POLICY. — We do not care to take part in any OOC drama. Either leave it at the door or leave the establishment.

[4.] NEUTRAL GROUND. — This establishment was created for the sole purpose of bringing chaotic-aligned characters together & offer a safe space for mature criminal RP. If your character is of a lawful-alignment, we ask that you are not to interfere with others' RP. (don't shit where you eat)

[5.] BAR FIGHTS. — We get it, bar fights are fun! For the sake of maintaining a welcoming environment for everyone, we ask that you take any physical or magical combat outside.

[6.] 3RD PARTY TOOLS. — You will have to contact one of the staff through /tell for permissions for syncshells. Never ask in public chat as it is inherently against ToS. OCs must be fully clothed at all times. Abuse of the syncshell will result in a permanent ban.

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Drinks

♣ Note: ♣
The Brass Clover has a wide variety of wines, champagnes, and ales that may not be listed below. We also offer a wide selection of tea (hot & iced), lemonade, various juices, & virgin drinks are also available upon request.

♣ Hemophilia ...........................
Bubbling champagne and pomegranate juice mixed to create a simple, yet elegant mimosa. Deep red in color enough to give anyone a good scare. Garnished with fresh cranberries.

......................... Lucky Strike ♣
Two parts bourbon, one part sweet vermouth, and a couple dashes of aromatic bitters for dramatics served on the rocks. Garnished with with a ripe cherry.

♣ White Knight ..........................
A tart combination of gin, lemon juice, and elderflower cordial shaken and then poured over crushed ice before adding a splash of lemonade. Garnished with freshly picked elderflowers.

........................... Riddle of Roses ♣
A lighter drink consisting of rose wine and brandy poured into a glass with fresh sliced strawberries macerated with sugar. Garnished with fresh mint leaves and rose petals for a pop of color.

♣ Last Waltz ...........................
An aromatic mixture of plum brandy, triple sec, and a squeeze of lemon; shaken vigorously with crushed ice until chilled. Garnished with sugared cranberries and plums.

........................... Dead Jester ♣
Ishgardian rye whiskey, rare Gelmorran absinthe, sweet vermouth, and a dash of bitters; all mixed to perfection with crushed ice before being strained into a chilled glass. Garnished with a lemon twist and half of a jester playing card.

♣ Dalamud Meteor ...........................
A secret recipe drink that was concocted by Aelius Durand. A drink far stronger than roekiller or anything else you can get your hands on by normal means. No two meteors taste the same, but no matter the flavor, you'll always get sh_tfaced.
(When consumed, you must /random in chat & a staff member will let you know if you "survived" or remain somewhat sober.)

........................... Whore's Stocking ♣
Consisting of a loving mixture of tequila, creme de cocoa, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and heavy cream stirred to perfection and served within a champagne flute.

♣ Pillow Princess ...........................
A light muddling of mint leaves within a simple sweet syrup before bourbon is added for that alcoholic bite. Packed with ice and shaped into a dome it is then garnished with a sprig of mint.

........................... Ifirit's Arsehole ♣
A plain and simple fiery shot of cinnamon whiskey that is then set ablaze with the drop of a fire shard. Drink it quickly and don't think about the burn too much!

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Specialities

♣ Staff's Note: ♣
When requesting to purchase any of the items from either menu, make sure to send a /tell to any of the staff or Fae Morrigan. Your character will then be escorted to private chambers room #1.Please respect that some of these are created by players for their own characters' wares/sales. Under no circumstances are these to be "remade" or "redistributed" without proper credit and permissions from that player.
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♣ All dealings of this variety are to be taken to private chamber #1.♣ Withdrawals are your choice.♣ All illicit substances & poisons must be used with consent from any affected parties.♣ The staff of the Brass Clover does not condone the use of illicit or harmful substances IRL. This is simply for 'fun' in RP.♣

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Poisons

♣ Staff's Note: ♣
These items are to be used responsibly (or some not at all) within the Brass Clover. Please respect that some of these are created by players for their own characters' wares/sales. Under no circumstances are these to be "remade" or "redistributed" without proper credit and permissions from that player.
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♣ All dealings of this variety are to be taken to private chamber #1.♣ All illicit substances & poisons must be used with consent from any affected parties.The staff of the Brass Clover does not condone the use of illicit or harmful substances IRL. This is simply for 'fun' in RP.

♣ "Mostly Dead" ...........................
A strange potion that renders its consumer with the inevitable symptoms of death; breathing stops, heartbeat undetectable, and aether unreadable... yet does not cause permanent death. This poison is the perfect way to start a fresh life when one just wants to get away from it all.

Note:
> A perfectly clear liquid that lacks flavor and scent.
> The user retains this state with few repercussions for up to 24 hours.
> Created by the Morpho.

♣ "Howler" ...........................
A paralytic derived from certain parts of morbol's saliva, yet treated in such a way as to not carry over its pungent scent, as well as other rare ingredients from across the realm. 'Howler' renders its victim's body completely paralyzed, yet completely conscious.

Note:
> A tasteless and scent-free green powder that dissolves instantly in liquid.
> Revenge is always sweet, and the aftertaste probably never bothered you anyway.
> Created by the Morpho.

♣ "Spiteful" ...........................
The perfect poison— just paint it onto your nails and give your target a little scratch. It will instantly set the cut ablaze with pain and the flesh around it will begin to boil and fester as the poison slowly works its way into the victim's heart through the bloodstream. They'll be wearing your spite even after you're long gone.

Note:
> A clear liquid that comes in a small vial with a brush.
> Antidote available for a hefty sum.
> Created by the Morpho.

♣ "Ancient"...........................
Derived from strange algae located within the deepest reaches of the Ruby Sea that speeds up the aging process within your prey— starting with their internal organs. Enhanced with aether and alchemy, it makes this process swift and probably damn painful. They will die from organ failure, making cleanup easy and giving you ample time to evade the scene.

Note:
> A light green liquid that ages your victim from the inside out.
> Created by the Morpho.

♣ "Sweet Silence" ...........................
This simple poison makes the victim's throat swell to the point where they will be unable to breath as it works its way into the respiratory system over the course of several minutes. Perfect for those that wish to take out their enemy quickly and especially quietly.

Note:
> A tasteless and scentless powder that quickly dissolves. Causes death by asphyxiation.
> Antidote available for a hefty sum.
> Created by the Morpho.

♣ "Lovestruck" ...........................
An oddity among poisons as it is applied directly to the lips in the form of lipstick and also includes several vials worth of antedote for the user. Pick a color that suits you best and it shall be made for multiple uses. Simply give your quarry the kiss of death.

Note:
> Looks like lipstick, but with a twist.
> Absorbed through the skin of the victim and immediately goes straight for the heart.
> Created by the Morpho.

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Illicit Drugs

♣ Staff's Note: ♣
These items are to be used responsibly (or some not at all) within the Brass Clover. Please respect that some of these are created by players for their own characters' wares/sales. Under no circumstances are these to be "remade" or "redistributed" without proper credit and permissions from that player.
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♣ All dealings of this variety are to be taken to private chamber #1.♣ Withdrawals are your choice.♣ All illicit substances & poisons must be used with consent from any affected parties.The staff of the Brass Clover does not condone the use of illicit or harmful substances IRL. This is simply for 'fun' in RP.

♣ Dreamweed ...........................
A fairly self-explanatory drug. Wrap it in cigar paper or put it into a glass pipe and blaze it! Makes the user feel "floaty" and calm. Great for helping one sleep, pain relief, or find their appetite. May cause paranoia in some, so use at your own risk.

♣ Somnus ...........................
An incredibly illegal and addictive drug derived from the blooms of the dream flower. Ingested through the use of a smoking pipe. Should one overdose, they will fall into an "eternal slumber".

♣ Milkroot ...........................
Thick white sap derived from the self-same plant. Mixed with dreamtoad ooze to heighten its natural hallucinogenic properties; granting the consumer terrible visions.

♣ "Creeper" ...........................
Vines from an odd plant only found deep with ancient Gelmorran ruins that are finely chopped and are meant to be brewed with a tea or eaten of the consumer's choosing; causes severe hallucinations and audio perceptions. For many, it is pleasant to be able to 'feel' sound creeping along their skin like a lover's roaming hands and to be able to alter their perception greatly.

(by the Morpho)

♣ "Liquid Heat" ...........................
A few drops of this potion in a drink and you'll find yourself searching for satisfaction again and again and again... One will feel as if they are, as the more sex-driven folks might say, 'in heat'. The effects of this drug will not leave your system until you've allowed yourself giving into your most carnal and sexual desires.

(by the Morpho)

♣ "Buttercups" ...........................
Just one tiny pill can lead to a whole evening worth of entertainment in the bedroom; increased heartrate, heightened sense of taste, touch, and smell, as well as more impulsiveness. Once one of these babies has gone down the hatch, the consumer can say goodbye to all sense of fear when it comes to making their way onto the dancefloor or perhaps even the bedroom.

(by the Morpho)

♣ "Squander" ...........................
Strange pills that force one into a deep and peaceful slumber. Rumors have it that the consumer will suffer some memory loss upon awakening. Many that partake in this particular drug use it to help deal with previous trauma at the cost of having their own memories locked away within their subconscious— often resurfacing as nightmares or visions; making the user more reliant on Squander to keep them at bay.

(by the Morpho)

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